No, not some sort of low weight baby from smoking, not a crack addicted newborn, not a slip and fall on a sperm sample…let me explain the 5 types of Women that practice “Pre-Meditated and Self-Inflicted Child Abuse”..

#1. Let’s call her “Successful Single Mary”. Successful Single Mary believes that she has it all but not a child, a clone of sorts. Her eggs are not exactly in a cool dry place and she deserves it all. Successful Single Mary knows that she has the money to support a child and believes that a baby will complete her.

#2. Let’s call her “Uncommitted Welfare Mary”. Uncommitted Welfare Mary has other children from previous Prince Charming’s and her latest poor choice and lack of responsible sexual relations resulted in another mouth to feed and coincidentally, a bump in benefits. This time there may be a chance at child support…a real anomaly but possible.

#3. Let’s call her “Day Care Mary”. Day Care Mary has it all planned…the moment the pregnancy testing strip turns BLUE, she rushes off to the local day care to register her Fetus. There is no way that her work will miss her, there is no way that her child will see her without an appointment. This is a Woman that would take a bullet for her child…if it coincides with a coffee break.

#4. Let’s call her “Mother Nature Mary” Mother Nature Mary believes that between her “Same Sex Partner”and herself, the Father is “Persona Non Gratis” After all, what little girl needs a supportive, loving protective Father ( see your local strip bar for examples ) or what son needs a strong respectful example to instil honour and chivalry?

#5. Let’s call her “Bloody Mary”. Bloody Mary knows that an abortion is easily facilitated and FREE. It is safe and accessible thanks to Pro-Abortion types. It has been reduced to “The Answer” instead of the decision of one’s life. It’s simple and quick, you will not hear your child being sucked into the sink, not allot of pain or bleeding…it’s all good…

Then there are the Mom’s that had us…thanks Mom. Thanks Dad, thanks for being there when you sacrificed so much for us. We know that you could have led a more convenient life and probably could have had a better retirement sitting under a palm tree. We owe you. We wished you were still with us to experience the joy that you and your generation made possible for all of us.

Then there is a Woman like Pam Tebow… No, not “Mother Mary”, but I like to think that she and others like her, even the playing field, I have her as the Favourite 5 to 1 …..

Regards,
Chris