A couple weeks ago, my wife and I received some mail from:
The Executive Mansion
410 E Jackson
Springfield, IL 62701-1719
It was addressed “To the Parents of Maria Jansen.”
“What could this be?” we both thought.
Upon opening it, we found a card saying “Welcome, Little One” with a collection of stuffed animals looking out the window at an approaching stork carrying a bundle in its beak.
Opening it up, the right flap said, “The world is one baby sweeter now.”
The main part of the card reads:
Congratulations on the birth of your new baby! Childbirth is an exciting event for every family, and we are proud to share in your joy.
A healthy child is a happy child. Therefore, it is important that your baby receive proper immunizations by two months of age. It will help to ensure protection against future illnesses.
Best wishes to your whole family on this very special occasion.
Rod Blagojevich
At this point, we had to chuckle. Honestly, we don’t know which of our girls’ births this card was intended to recognize, as all three of our daughters are named Maria. (We call each of them by their middle names).
Presumably, it was sent in response to the birth of our yountest daughter, Maria Lucia, who was born in September 2005. Which means the card is at least a year late (“…it is important that your baby receive proper immunizations by two months of age”).
I guess when your office is as scandal-plagued as Governor Blagojevich’s is, these sorts of things get put on the back burner. (more…)